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Maintenance tug

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes

I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.

by Wordperv January 16, 2016


Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".

person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022


stuff maintenance

The endless, de-moralizing, de-humanizing rearrangement of belongings.

Wife: I've just spent three hours on stuff maintenance and I haven't even got to the kid's rooms.

by perfect husband January 7, 2012


Acquaintance Maintenance

The act of, after being (re)introduced to a person of former/new acquaintance, maintaining a tie via text, phone, etc in the event something more could come of the (re)introduction; such as friendship, sex, love, etc

Oh, I knew of Bob in high school, and I had a chance to get to know him a little at the 10 year high school reunion. I really like him. He was my best friends brother's best friend! Too bad we live in different states. Looks like I'm going to have to do some "acquaintance maintenance" to see what comes of this!

by cowgirl justice September 27, 2010


closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

by Willem88 December 27, 2011

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middle maintenance

The well defined line between being High maintenance and low maintenance, where you don't over dramatize a situation or require constant attention; but some attention is enjoyed and in certain situations you prefer comfort over compromise.

Indiana was middle maintenance, while she didn't need to go on an extravagant date she did prefer to go to a clean movie theater over the one closer to her location.

by Tinkyyy Winkyyy November 3, 2015

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high maintenance

having expensive taste and multiple costly needs frequently.

The teenage girl had to have the expensive, name-brand shoes instead of the cheaper ones that were just as good.

by Kristine October 19, 2003

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