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(n) a white female with a black baby and no father to be seen
Usually, an overweight, unattractive, uneducated, desperate for a boyfriend, from a single-parent household, white female with daddy-issues.
These females are ripe for the picking by smooth talking players who give them the attention that they crave--until this feral player learns that the girl is pregnant, at which time he move on to the next girl
I went down to the welfare office to see if I qualified for food stamps and you cannot believe all of the Obama mommas that were down there! It was one Obama mamma after another.
Everywhere that you looked, it was nothing but fat white chicks with little black babies. It was crazy!
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After he nuts in your mouth, you don't swallow and french kiss him. Therefore the nut is transferred from your mouth into his. Like a mamma bird feeding it's young.
Yo, she just Mamma Birded in my mouth!
Mamma Birding
Someone who acts like a mom to beginners. Protects, and sheilds newbie's from other members of a family or league, only to take advantage of them. Gaines a new persons trust, then protects them from other members, only to take what they want from them.
"Wow, what a Mamma Bear. Fatty is always protecting the new users from other members, but he really took advantage of JJ beatimg him 86-06."
"Fatty always cock-blocks trades sent to the new guys, but then he tries to rip them off. Hes such a Mammas Bear."
In the negro world, slang for girl. Also known as a girlfreind.
Hey, is your lil' mamma an eata? AN EATA BRO!?
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Ohh so many definitions, so little time...
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.
2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.
3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!
-Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
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Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
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a catchphrase used by the fictional italian american nintendo charecter mario. mamma mia is said generaly after mario losses a life in mario 64. it may also be noted luigi, wario and princess peach apear to have also started saying it
mario falls off a cliff gets thrown out of the picture shakes his head "mamma mia"
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