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A "man" is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausible, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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An object used for the amusement of women.
Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
I was so bored, so I decided to make my man lick my pussy and then I made it mow the lawn.
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An adult male human.
A husband.
A male lover or sweetheart.
A man is polite and chivalrous enough to hold a door for a lady.
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1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.
2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.
"If I ever get married, it's going to be to a man—not one of these bratty local guys!"
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A dildo that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
The man should be eradicated
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Human beings.
A male (one of the two sexes)
(slang) An exclemation when things go wrong, or one is amazed.
(slang) A way of refering to almost anyone (geordie).
The specis of man.
There's a man.
Man, this sucks! or Man!
Whatcha doing, man.
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