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To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate
Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?
Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.
Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!
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A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
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Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.
To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.
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A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
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"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im going to fuck my 10000000000000 non amy wives"
a fat fucking cheater who is also a commie
"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im gonna fuck my 100000000000000000 non-amy wives!!!!!!!! reestablish the soviet union!!!!!!!!!"
When you get really really drunk on independence day.
John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.