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ace roan is a fat Martian troll who plays minecraft
hack this bitch
www.plus.google.com/+AceRoane
ace roan is a fat martian troll who plays minecraft
Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!
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A very interesting novel that was adapted into a movie by Andy Wier.
It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
Mike: Have you seen the movie The Martian?
Joe: Yeah, I loved it!
Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)
Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.
The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.
Mark : 6 years.
The feeling of a revelation of a lifetime
It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire