Max

What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.

Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*

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Max

The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.

Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.

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Max

A fucking Dogs name

Hi max do you want some food?

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Max

A big poopy butt who will eat you when he gets the chance. He’s a nice guy...but he’s a cannibal. His favorite thing to do is to eat potato chips. He likes watchin swoozie on YouTube. If he was a Pokémon he would be Pikachu.

Cassidy: Oh my goodness!!! It’s max!!
Alexis: Oh that poopy butt? You deserve better

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Max

Max is the most perfect, inspiring and infatuating person to cone across. They leave you wondering how you could've spent a single second without them, and prove how much of a challenge it cab be when you're apart. But its worth it. Its always worth it, because no matter what, they're yours and you'd wait for years if it meant they'd be yours and yours forever. Love you <3

Happy valentines day Max, I love you

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Max

Max is a great guy who might ignore you for a while but when he talks to you again, it'll make your day. You'll wonder how you came to know such an amazing, hot, and hilarious guy. Likes to be rebellious and listen to death metal.

Oh look at Max. He's ignoring me again.
Oh my gosh, Max finally talked to me again! He's so fantastic...

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Max

The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a super great boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Max.. Max.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. Max. My Max.

Max is super epic. No doubt about it.

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