meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

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Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.

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The Mayor of Hooterville

Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!

It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!

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Mayor McCheese.

It is a synonym for wang.

Sometimes I like to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and play with my Mayor McCheese.

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Mayor McCheese

When a married public official cleans the cheese from your foreskin.

That cop will never bust me, I know him as Mayor McCheese.

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mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

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Mayor McChicken

1. The mayor of Pensacola, Fla.

2. A delicious entree at Bojangles.

1. You know as well as anyone else Jim-bob that the world's flat! Mayor McChicken said so in science class!

2. Yeah, I'll have two #3's and one Mayor McChicken to go please.

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actin' mayor

a degenerate; a tool

That kid is an actin' mayor.

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