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A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.
a girl who is bounced around a freind group enough to memorize everyones dick size.
ask that girl how big my dick is , shes our human measuring stick
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A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
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A dick so large it demands a measurement.
"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''
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When 2 or more women try to out-mom the others by being overnurturing and being overbearing
Susie is having a clit measuring contest with her mom over who can hug Susie's daughter longer after she got an A- on her coloring assignment.
The female version of a dick measuring contest.
She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.