Meat

a male sex organ

He Beats his meat

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Meating

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

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Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

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meats

the way of giving someone rejection.
can also be accompanied by a hand gesture where all four fingers are closed together and the hand pointed at the person who is "taking meats".

Dave: "Apparently the world's going to end!"
Bob: "No it's not, meats!"

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Meat

1. Effort at the threshold of ability.

2. Intentionally choosing the path of greatest resistance in an effort to show off.

3. Intentionally choosing the path of greatest resistance because you can.

Matt: Would you have sex with a dude for a million bucks?
Charles: Yeah, but I'd have to meat it.

Or

Dave: I know it's a nice day and all, but do you really think you should be swimming upstream in those rapids? There's a perfectly dry trail right next to it.

Paul (swimming effortlessly): Eat my dick.

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meated

high / and/ or / drunk. Sometimes really ugly.

" Dog i am going to be gettin mad meated this weekend"
" Ye u gettin booze?"
" yeah"
" Are u gettin it in with olivia?"
" NNAAAAHHHHHH SHHAAAWTTYYYSSSSS MEATED!!!!"

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to the meat

Anything ugly,fat,or looks bad.

Jared's girlfriend julissa is to the meat, she is not pretty at all.

Holis is fat and his stomach is to the meat

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