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Meat Curtains

A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.

Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?

Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.

by scaryguy1 May 7, 2011

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sour meat curtain

Flaps of crusty, pungent skin that dangle from a foul baby hole.

Thomas: Did you have sex with that beast that you brought home last night?
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!

by Thomas hagins, Chris Crisler, Chip Cross April 12, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheesy meat curtain

A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock spatter.

She should take a shower to clean off that Cheesy meat curtain.

by Bon Figlioli May 18, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


metal meat curtains

any piercing of the female genitalia

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains

by Corpse\m/ December 13, 2010

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roasting meat curtain

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

by eafoigrtw November 8, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saggy meat curtains

A female of any age that has Pussy meat Curtains saggier then falbos tits

this is so to fingering alot or getting fuked by big black cocks

Arkadys Mother getting fuked is a result of this

by Arosh January 15, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Meat Curtains

When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.

yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains

by SD5254 October 21, 2008

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