Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

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Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

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meet-cute

Scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined-to-fall-in-love-and-be-together-forever sort of way (the more unusual, the better).

The way the characters meet in "Serendipity" or "When Harry Met Sally" or at least half the romantic comedies out there.

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safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

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Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

Meet and Skeet

An informal gathering of friends

Tony: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!

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Meet The Spy

Proof that valve could easily make a movie. Very interesting, very awesome, and was leaked.

Dude 1: Did you see meet the spy yet?

Dude 2: Yes, before valve released it.

Dude 1: HOW?

Dude 2: Valve leaked it.

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