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A fah-mazing band with the band members: Dillan Wheeler (drums), Colin Baylen (vocals and guitar), Mark Borst-Smith (bass and vocals), and Shaun Profeta (vocals and guitar).
Nicole: yo! A Cursive Memory is the SHIZZ!
Melissa: yeah for realz! and all four of them are flippin HOT!
Nicole: fo sho fo sho
Melissa: too bad they never come to south florida pshh
Nicole: yeah and northern california psh
Both: RESPECK *snap*
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When you see something so spectacular and amazing, it is burnt in your memory. So you never forget it. It could possibly be the opposite, if you see something that is horrendously disgusting!
Source is from a Seinfeld episode (S03E05) when Seinfeld tells Kramer about an amazing girl in a orange dress he dated.
Seinfeld: .. this orange dress.. just burned in my memory..
Kramer: ooh, memory burn! *grins*
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The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.
“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
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Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.
*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc
Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"
"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"
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A girl who forgets everything in the span of like 5 seconds
What did I just say 5 seconds ago
Idk man I must have ryleigh memory
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a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life
My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands
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After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"
"Man, what the **** happened last night?"
"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."
"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"
"23"
"Oh"
"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"