mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

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mer-chav

A chav who lives by the sea i.e southend, folkestone, dover

southend is proper skank, full of dirty mer-chavs!

Mer

Mer is when you have nothing else to say or you want to be cute.

"you're cute."
~ "mer!"

"So yeah."
"mer."

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mee-mers

Anything of or pertaining to sleepy-time.

For example.

"It's mee-mers."

"Time for mee-mers."

"Let's go mee-mers."

"Whatcha doin'? Mee-mers." (goes back to sleep)

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Mc Mer

If somebody says something stupid, to emphasise the fact that they are a dumb fuck, you say "Mc Mer"...over the years such variations as "Mc Meeel" have surfaced.

date: february 6th
person 1: the swimming carnival is on october 12th, thats in two weeks
everyone"Mc Mer"

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G#mer

G#m·er

*ɡāmər*

*noun*

1: A homicidal, racist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, misogynistic, agoraphobic, ablest, violent, arachnophobic, bastard.

2: The second most profane word in the English language

3: The subhuman playthings of Satan.

Synonyms: Nazi, terrorist, redditor.

G#mers are not people.

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Mer Slerm

Mer slerm is someone or some creature you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot.

Mer slerm is a beautiful dog called Ronnie.

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