MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

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merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

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Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

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Merk

Merk: (v) The act of projecting sexual or flirtacious advances on a relative, whether intoxicated or sober. Past Tense: Merked.

Guy 1: That drunk girl at the party last night was sitting on her cousins lap.
Guy 2: Yea! she was straight merkin.

Lannah: I hate to merk, but my cousin is lookin fine tonight!

Girl 1: Doesn't his new girlfriend look JUST like his sister?!
Girl 2: OMG he is SO MERKING!

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Merk

to steal some thing or somebody

I best get my ten dollars bitch or im gonna beat your ass and Merk your wallet.

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merk

1. To kill some one.
2. To smoke marijuana.

1. "These thirsty niggas are lurkin You have to catch em and merk em." -50 Cent, "In My Hood"
2. Hey man, I just packed this fat bowl. Let's merk!

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merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

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