so i'm randoming through urban one day and i read a definition for 4kids by metal head, and curious to see just how much of a loser this person is i clicked his name to find my suspicions confirmed
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metal heads go by what's popular and goth and give lots of thumbs down to anyone unpopular who takes a shit upon their fag-goth pussy shit noise wuss music
a metal head is nothing but yet another pussy conformist little fashionista bitch who follows whatever the crod says is cool
any metal head will like tons of shit bands
old-skool Rockers weed out the shit and only love all of the really good shit and we say whatever the fuck we want when we want and don't conform to what the man is selling
gay ass trends = brainwashing
real shit has staying power and isn't just some fetishey bullshit for braindead city tards with aids
i will smash your metal head on a fucking rock and piss on it
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A shot which contains the same amount of alcohol as that of 3 normal shots. Usually only metal heads can handle this large a dosage of drink.
Gibb: "Man I'm totally wasted!"
Quinn: "Yea you would be, you've had 5 metal head shots!!"
Mike: "Let's dance!!!! 'The dreEEEAAAAMMM IS TRUUUUUEE!!!' "
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A metalhead is simply someone who likes REAL metal for there favorite music and can tell real metal and shit metal apart. None of that bullshit you said about metalheads is true u fuck bag! you probably just listened to shitty korn or faggy slipknot. You assume that all metal is fake ass nu metal and assume that the music people listen to defines that person. Im 13 and i get A's and B's and i shower daily. Were not goths either. fucking goths are far away from metalheads. Goths listen to slipknot, while i like good metal like Metallica, Anthrax, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, etc. Cigarettes are for people who want cancer. We dont think that the world is out to get us, that's for retarded emos. thinking you're cool is for fucking preps , we don't think were cool, dumbass.i have a pretty fucking good backpack, and im not poor, besides, poor people don't spend money at Hot Topic due to the prices. Ya we wear band tees but we're not worthless and the girls arent sluts. anyone can be fucking stupid, but ur the fucking stupidest by stereotyping fucking good music and the people who listen to it
East Bay Ray, i recommend killing yourself, because you need to die for making any metal-head kids who read your definitions feel bad. We all want to kill you for beinga sterotypical douchebag.
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'Just a general Metal head typically seen with non-tight jeans, casual shoes, and an Iron Maiden shirt. Will listen to a wide spectrum of metal from Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath to Pantera. The best and least annoying type of Metal head, tough, down to earth, he doesn't feel the need to tell the world he likes metal with gimmicky clothing styles or cliques, he simply gets on with his own life and lets other get on with theirs.'
ex.1:
kid1: 'dude, that kid is such a true metal head'
kid2: 'yeah, with is non-tight jeans and his casual shoes'
kid1: 'must be one of the last of his kind'
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when all you do is live, breath and worship death metal music. you also skate everynight . you also pop pain pills while listening to metal music while your skating. thats a metal head.....nothing better than being a metal head.
hey yo metal head.... did you take some of those pills before the concert last night? did you get ripped last night metal head?
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a super cool awesome guy who used to cosplay larry johnson
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