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Miami time would mean +/- an hour and a half. And anywhere in between. Give or take 4 hours.
(Waiting for Jon) "Omg, why is he so late all the time?!" "He's not late he's just on Miami Time, he'll be here eventually."
A team that represents everything wrong with society today. The Miami Cheat consists of three highly overpaid losers who do not deserve to win anything. The Miami Cheat are turning the NBA into the MLB, where only the superteams can win.
The world would be a better place without the Miami Cheat and their 3 losers: LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh.
Man 1:I heard the Miami Cheat open the season against the Celtics tonight.
Man 2: Ya I know. Everybody in the world outside of Miami is hoping they win nothing this year. Everybody hates the Miami Cheat. They are ruining the NBA.
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When a lady jiggles her ass region in such a way as to cause the ass cheeks to collide, or "clap". Often seen in pornographies that focuses on a lady with a large "bo-donk-a-donk".
From Achewood's "Man Why You Even Got to Do a Thing" Issue #2:
"Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty."
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A Drink mixing a Pina Colada and a Strawberry daiquiri. Fruity and light while loaded with rum.
One of the best drinks around Miami vice
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A group of black men prescribed by doctors to young girls whos vaginas are too tight for tampons. The Misfits then use their large penis to widen the vaginal canal.
Doctor:"I think your gonna need one long night with the Miami Misfits to widen that birth canal."
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Whilst in Miami, you call a hooker. The hooker meets with you, brings a crack rock, and while she's on her knees going to town on your D, right before you bust, take a big fat hit off the crack rock.
"Man, that hoochie hooker Mercedes gave me a rockin' Miami Blast last night."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."
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A town formally known as Carol City best described as murder gardens
There is so many unsolved murders in Miami Gardens
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