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A non-existent state in the U.S.A
Biona Feeton: hey where is Michigan
Andrew: Oh it does not exist
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A state composed of rundown cites and a backwoods full of militia members working on their '87 Camaros.
What is that smell? Any why is everyone around me driving El Caminos and various other rusted out junkers? Oh dear God I've taken a wrong turn and now I'm in Michigan!
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The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.
USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.
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The place where dreams (and roads, and jobs, and summer, and just about everything) go to die.
Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.
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the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town
How many batteries does it take to beat michigan? 1AA.
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Every year Ohio State football plays, they make Michigan their bitch.
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State with horrible drivers, too many shite Ford shitey Mustangs, spoiled brats, and jacked up roads, with car insurance rates high as hell.
Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!
"God I hate living in Michigan"
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