Word for the drug methamphetamine
Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."
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The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word āfineā when used like āYea Iām fineā or āOh thatās fineā doesnāt mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to ānothing is going right and everything is shittyā
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of ācould be betterā
Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah Iām fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
When a girl isn't the ugliest person ever seen in the world, because midwesterners have low standards.
Person A:you see that blonde from wisconsin? Pretty hot right?
Person B:Pfft, she's a Midwest 10 and an LA 3
It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.
Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.
Really sexy and hot. CRYSTAL LAKE
Showbiz Midwest is hot!
When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.