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A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."
Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.
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quite possibly the most disgusting alcoholic beverage known to man, milwaukees best comes in regular, light and ICE variations. usually found amongst older people who can no longer taste, or afford regular beer, so they go for the cheapest thing they can find that is still called beer. refer to disgusting and old people
Granpa billy: son back in my day milwaukees best was the best beer around, top notch i say. would ya like to try one?
You:sorry i gotta go
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The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
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A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
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The act of inserting the index and middle fingers into the vaginal opening, and the middle and pinky fingers into the anus, or vice-versa. This is similar to the "shocker," but adds an operative finger. It is also called the "spock."
The Milwaukee Monster was adapted from the famous "Live Long and Prosper" hand signal from the Star Trek series. Legend has it that the origin of the name was when a friend was explaining the move, and the listenener misheard "Live Long and Prosper" as "Milwaukee Monster." The speaker agreed that this was a better name, and thus the current name.
The other night, Greg gave me the Milwaukee Monster
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When a guy stands over the girl and cums on her chest and then takes a hershey squirt shit on her chest and it all oozes down her breasts like a mudslide.
I just gave a Milwaukee mudslide on your mom.
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Shit in condom . Freeze it . Cut condom off and dildo girls Pussy while it melts
Mike calta enjoyed his Milwaukee Milkshake in has man pussy
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