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The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.
The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."
A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
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When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
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when the scrotum gets lodged in the rectum when you're doing a girl missionary style
it was awkward when i mississippi plungered my girlfriend. it kinda hurt.
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A sex act
Give a women laxatives, and then when they kick in proceed with anal intercourse so that she spurts "mud"
Read definition and then apply the Mississippi Mudpump.
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Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.
Greg, "Hey cindy, how bout a mississippi wheelbarrow?!"
Cindy, "Sure i love $h!t in my @$$!"
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The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Caterpillar" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Caterpillar" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.
Oooh shit! You've got a Mississippi Caterpillar on your shoulder!
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