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missle defense system

A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.

Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!

by Andrew from california July 14, 2008

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beef missles

1. Missles made from beef.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.

"When Jerome Bettis jumps head first into the end zone, he is one of many beef missles."

by dannyboy22479 February 15, 2006

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Cuban Missle Crisis

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.

I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

by cubanbsmokin June 29, 2009

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tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

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saturn missle

when you lay on your back stick your ass in the air, pull down your pants, spread your cheeks, and lets anal air seep out of your ass hole.

ewwwwww! he just did a saturn missle on my spaghetti!

by jim bogaki August 8, 2007

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missle launch chamber

the feeling of sharp pain/ relaxation that ripples throughout your urethra when you urinate shortly after ejaculating.

yo man my dick felt like a missle launch chamber when i pissed after whackin it earlier

by longhorns128 September 27, 2010

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Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

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