Like Monet's paintings: Looks good from afar - but far from good close up
"See that girl over there, Ann Coulter, she's a right Monet"
A term used to describe a person who from far away looks OK, but up close it's just a big ol' mess!
Don't worry Tai, Amber is just a monet.
A person who looks hawt from afar, but is the total opposite up close.
Cheryl: Ugh, I don't know why Jake is going out with Samantha. She is such a Monet.
"Oi, look over at Monet there. Hide your Oreos!"
you spelled money wrong are you a idiot
Guy One: Hey How much money do you have
Guy Two: 6969 us monet
Guy One: FUCK YOU