"dude did you know these two people had mow monki as their pfps for 5 months?" "yooo no wayyy"
Someone who is very stupid and generally sucks at life.
Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.
A word used alongside a picture of a big monkey in memes. The first instance of this was a picture from the 2017 film Kong: Skull Island with a caption of
“OK SO BASICALLY
im monky”
ok... so basically, I’m monky
The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!
She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?
Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
meaning that your a stupid skinni weiwei.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
thing1: hey look it’s the skinny monki
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared
Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*
Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll
Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it