moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

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Moose knuckle

A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe

For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!

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moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

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Moose Knuckle

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

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moose knuckle

the male version of a camel toe

When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.

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Moose Knuckles

Street name for Labia Majora, also see meat flaps, carne asada,cameltoe

Dude, look at those fat Moose Knuckles on that bitch!

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moose knuckle

The male version of cameltoe. Usually found on old men wearing suits. The two round balls poking out resemble the image of a moose knuckle.

I would've enjoyed David Copperfield's illusion show more if he could've make his moose knuckle dissappear.

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