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Someone who is nothing, and will be dominated almost instantly.
We will tear the souls out from the weak mortals.
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A strong, overpowering attacking that you say to your bullies. It is like that anime move that is forgotten and is also used to destroy the universe. It’s powers are too powerful for your liking.
Haha bro your bad
Foolish mortals, you don’t know anything about my powers and my capabilities
*other guy dies*
You do a anime deep laugh, and walk away.
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When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.
I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.
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The art of first embarrassing, then finishing off the one you're fucking, after you first have already ejaculated.
Only works if done while using the two key phrases: "mortal kombat" and "finish them/him/her".
"As he was coming he yelled: MORTAL KOMBAT! At the top of his lungs, and through the wall I could hear his roommates yell back: Finish Her!"
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To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love
Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand
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The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.
A game that has lots of blood and you freaking kill people and has too many ninjas Like Scorpion Sub-Zero Rain Literally Rain and girls with demon mouths like what the frick mileena
Person 1 Do you wanna play Mortal Kombat?
Person 2 Nah too many Ninja and demon mouths
Person 1 GET OVER HERE... to the arcade do you have any quarters?
Person 2 No the first ones aren't gory look at this (Grabs Xbox one S X A+) Mortal Kombat 11
Person1 Well Wanna watch the new movie?
Person 2 (Throws Controller) WHAT!?! WHERE THEY MADE A NEW CHARACTER GOT RID JOHNNY CAGE AND MADE THE MAIN CHARACTER APPEARS FOR TWO MINUTES (aka scorpion) NO!!! THEY RUINED THE FRANCHISED GO JUMP IN A HOLE YOU LITTLE-