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When your NYC MTA Subway Metro card is no longer valid and you have to add more $. From the Italian, 'morte'-dead. Rhymes w/ common Italian phrase 'mezzo morte'-half dead.
Fuck! I can't get through the turnstyle - my swipe card is Metro morte!
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Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.
Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...
A small death.
As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.
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A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.
It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.
He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em
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a "J-mort" is someone who has very little knowledge with electronics. Ussally focuses mainly on farming and agriculture. Only found in merica
My dad is a real J-mort when it comes to texting.
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When a slur of retardation is vocalized for the words Mortal Kombat. It begins to control the rest of the sentence or paragraph and makes it uncomprehendable.
whoosh magoosh! ho ho wanna come ove and play some mort komb on the SEG.
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