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(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.
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The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.
Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn
Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.
A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.
Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.
Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.
Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.
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The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros
Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8
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An icee, usually purchased from a local racetrack or 7/11, flavored with the popular soda, Mountain Dew. It is made in the traditional style, using the large mixing machines and Mountain Dew Additive. Popular drink among teenagers, stoners, and specifically, people in Southern Louisiana.
Hey Taylor, let's head over to racetrack and pick up a delicious Mountain Dew Icee!
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Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.
What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....
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The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.
You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.
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