gutted much

if something ironic/funny or just generally bad happens to someone. 'gutted much' is basically just a different way of saying bad luck / unlucky.

1) eric: 'dude i just got an F in my physics exam'
tony: 'gutted much'

2) Two guy's walk through a park and see a group of hot girls.
lance: dave those girls are hot. look cool.
dave: naturally lance, naturally.
*dave falls over*
lance and the group of hot girls all laugh at him.
*dave goes very red*
lance: 'gutted much?! HAHAHHAA'

Super much

Absolutely a shit ton so much, super much

I love her super much!

Much, you?

"Much, you?" is a term used in place of the response, "Not much, how about you?"
Only real beauties are able to properly use this term and should not be used unless 100% necessary.
This is a term that should be used after someone asked "Yat?"

Acorn MacDonald: "Yat Jacob?"
Jacob M: "Much, you?"

(variation: "whole lotta much")

cunt much?

Rhetorical question / Emphatic statement.

1. Question posed to someone who is acting like a total cunt.
2. Statement made to someone acting like a total cunt.

Erin: Then I told my ex-husband I was going to screw him over on the house.
Therapist: Cunt much?

Erin: I really think you should give me the last piece of cheese cake because you're fat.
Co-worker: Cunt much.

Much Love

An acceptable, some might say endearing, valediction (farewell) used as a sign of affection between male friends (bros) without insecurities about their, or your, sexuality.

As other definitions have pointed out: women may also employ this phrase, however this is not something to scorn them for; many of us suffer from ignorance of alien-cultures.

American: It was good talking to you again broseph, much love.

British: Toodle-pip old chum; it's been marvelous, much love to you.

Woman: Ha, ha, that is so funny, much love Jimmy; must dash.

Italian: Il nostro amore è la cosa più importantissima nella mia vita. Io brucio per amore di voi. Tu sei con me ovunque io vada. Ora e per sempre, il mio sexy maschile, molto amore.

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later much

To say "later much" is to say goodbye in a negative way to someone you don't like.

-"Yo, I'm out douche bag, later much."

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much abliged

This is the way you write "much obliged" when you've done way too much television/movie watching and too little reading, i.e. you're functionally illiterate.

1) Lookit me, I'm a cowboy-wannabe! But when I said "much abliged", all they did was laugh at me.

2) Even those dumbasses in "City Slickers" knew it was't "much abliged"; Curly would have stomped them for sure.

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