muffin

The muffin is a veritable jack-of-all-trades, being a fluffy baked good able to be filled with a varied and delicious assortment of comestables, including, but not limited to: blueberries, raspberries, crunchberries, razor blades, baby fingers, and jam. ESPECIALLY jam...mmmmmmmhhhh...

Man: Is that a muffin, sir?
Baker: Indeed it is, but you cannot have it! -munch munch munch-
Man: Nuuuuuuu! -fart-
Baker: Ha-ha-ha.

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muffin

a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet

She's my best muffin in the whole world!

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muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

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Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

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muffin

The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.

I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin.

You've got a muffin going on there.

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muffin

Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used.
Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts

Nice muffins Amie.
Thanks.

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Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!

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