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son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”
Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.
Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.
It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.
I love it in my butt