my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

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Suck my ass

For all the haters who think they are good and better than everybody else.

"And then I said suck my ass!"

"Give me a time and place slut!!"

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Eat my ass

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

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Pain in my ass

When a person is annoying me specifically

He keeps interrupting me when I am busy, so he is a pain in my ass.

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Suck my ass

This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!

Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!

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suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

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ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

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