my silvery bag of goodness

a fancy way of saying goon. cheap cask wine. it was been released from contrictions of its classy cardboard box and roams freely

bazz: hey Gazz, want a beer?
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.

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Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that has every letter of the alphabet in it, like "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog".

You may find this on computers to test the font.

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liquid in my meat bag

You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.

Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!

Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!

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Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

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my sort of bag

You say this when you wanna tell others that something is exactly your thing.
Like it's something you like doing, you do possess, or you simply appreciate.

"Yeah baby yeah! That's my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers

"No baby no no no! That ain't my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers

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Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

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Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

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