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when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.
Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".
DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
beat my meat casandra
a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers
Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.
Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.
Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.
spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard
im gonna spam my meat to kill this guy