my penis

something big

yo dude my penis is so big!

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile

EEE i found my penis

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

ask me about my penis

If anyone is confused and wants to know about your penis you simply say "ask me about my penis"

Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat