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saveing your best friend or someone u love so they can have another life
get the hell out of here and be a god dam man 'your my brother i know i know :(
My balls in your mouth
My balls in your mouth
Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
verb/phrase
1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.