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It's When you need to fart so you unleash your gas by walking around to hide the fact you are farting/to stop people realising it's your fart they're smelling
Quick let's start walking I need to go on a napalm run!
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when going down on the girl, you discover a bush that's not quite to your liking, so you take out your blow torch and set that shit ablaze; commonly known as the Flambé and the Scorcher
Bro that hookup with Emily was such a dissapointment...so i decided to give her a lil lawn mowin of my own and Napalm Bombed that bitch like the Viet Cong
Although Emily's hygeine was not what i expected it to be, I managed to salvage the moment by laying waste to her tumbleweed with a well-timed Napalm Bomb.
I took the Czar's advice and used a Scorched-Earth Policy so my battle tank could infiltrate the enemy gates
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When one defecates(usually diarrhea) and leaves the anal area with a burning sensation
Man, those bean burritos yesterday kept me up all night with the napalm shits
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The type of goat used in the Vietnam war by the gooks in response to the american airborne version. Highly effective against tightly packed squads.
P.S No goats were harmed in the making of this definition
"Oh shit a napalm goat! RUN!"
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This occurs when your 'victim' is taking a shower. This generally works better if the victim leaves the door unlocked. Act as if you are entering the bathroom to take a leak, brush your teeth, grab some mouthwash, etc. This will not work if you have a clear see through shower curtain. Grab a cat and get it so that it is very angry. Enter the bathroom with the angry cat, yell "NAPALM STRIKE!!!" and toss the cat over top of the shower curtain.
Johnny never locked the door when he took a shower. I thought I'd teach him a lesson by dropping a Napalm Strike. Ever since then, Johnny has locked the door when he showers.
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If you have ever had the privilege to undress a redhead and be overwhelmed by her perfect milk white skin, her skyline of freckles, her fiery red hair and character, and her sexual scent. from that moment you lose interest for all other types of women and you will start feeling an irresistible attraction to natural redheads everywhere as if you really lost your soul to her.
Man, I have been beauty-napalmed by that hot redhead last night.
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