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A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.
I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,
Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!
When a New Year's Resolution loosens its hold on you, dwindles, then fades away. This can happen at any moment during the year.
"Hey Claire, I thought your New Year's Resolution was sayin' no to eating chocolate. But here you are munchin' chocolate...what gives?"
"Yeah...I was determined but then the New Year's Ebbolution snuck up on me. Want some?"
when a fat person says they're going to loose weight that they never will, and just lie to themselves.
John's New year's resolution was to loose weight, he gave up two days later.
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The best excuse to get drunk and throw the biggest party of the year. It's not so much the fact that it's a new year that's so exciting, but the fact that you're going to go to a party.
Billy: Holy shit it's new years eve. Do you know what that means?
Bob: Umm, tomorrow is a new year?
Billy: No numb nuts, its time to party!
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1) The eve/night of December 31st, in which many people celebrate by counting down the hours untill January 1st.
2) A good excuse for bubblyandkisses.
3)A time to contemplate the age of Dick Clark
New Year's Eve was nothing but a hang-over waiting to happen!
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When you shit in one of those noisemakers that uncurls when you blow in it. Then blow in it really hard into someone's face.
Happy New Year! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
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On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside
Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.
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