Random
Source Code
Random
BEST PERSON EVER KOLYA SOLOS UR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!!! THEYRE FUNNY AND AWESOME AND AMAZING AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM!!!!! ONLY A COOL PERSON WOULD BE NAMED NIKOLAI!!!! MY FAVOURITE CLOWN EVER GUYS!!!!
(Theyre kinda homo tho…). ALSO THEYRE ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS EVER??!?!?!
SHORT ANSWER: NIKOLAI IS THE BEST
“Have you talked to Nikolai today?”
“Omg! Yes, I did! He’s so charming and funny!”
“Wow! That’s exactly what I thought!”
Nikolai is a young handsome Russian man who’s either 6 feet tall or is a midget. He is an absolute unit regardless of his height. He has a special charm which acts as an incense to girls though he never shows any affection towards them. He is a fun person who does crazy things.
Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
All the girls love him as he is such a hot dude. When you see him, date him, if he walks away, FOLLOW HIM, girls from all around the place are looking for a guy like
Omg Nikolai, he is such a hotty
An overly-prpoective cousin. He takes care of your business, makes your wish of "living the American dream" come true and he would even kill for you. But he isn't very gentle when it comes to driving. And he also isn't the best company to have when you want to go bowling. Don't even bother calling him. You don't want to piss him off.
"Hey Niko! It's your Cousin, let's go bowli-" Nikolai slams his phone through the window of his stolen car and drives into a crowd of people staring at a homeless person yelling at a Cluckin Bell Number 9 large bag.
This person will give you figurative butterflies in your stomach and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while you're sleeping. He's gonna be so sweet and adorable, and make your heart go bum bum bum. He's that one person who gets you so interested in something that he's interested in because he talks about it so many times and so in depth that you just have to check it out. He's that one Italian mafia legacy who takes you out to subway and pays for your meal, even if you don't like soup and you just dumped a bunch of salt in it to avoid actually eating it and wasted the whole thing. (But he didn't get mad). He's the one you'd probably do just about anything for.
Bennett is also the one to make you the most confused you've ever been. Does he like you or is he just bored? You would never be able to tell. Are you just taking a stroll on the outskirts of his pretty, pretty mind, (because he rarely will let you in to see) or is this something deeper to him? Have fun figuring it out, you might never. There will be times you doubt his feelings. But you know one thing, that cutie is taking you to homecoming whether he likes it or not. (Because he already promised you he would).
"That Nikolai Bennett, always making my head spin.."
"Hey, Nikolai Bennett, why didn't you reply to my Instagram story that I made specifically for you?"
"Nikolai Bennett, what do I even mean to you?"
the best brawlhalla player no cap
im gonna brawl tim nikolai banal yao