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A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.
There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
When two people reach into a bag or bowl of popcorn at the same time, and their fingers touch. Thought to be the equivalent of "love at first sight", but only with popcorn.
"Yesterday, I went to go see the Hunger Games with Liam... We both reached for the popcorn at the same time, and... well, I could feel our popcorn connection!"
"Awww. You two must be made for each other! You have so much in common!"
When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.
Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor
Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads
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A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!
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when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi
"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"
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A sexual position involving exactly two males, two females, and one double-ended dildo.
Both females get on their hands and knees and connect to each other via the double penetration dildo.
Both males stand facing each other and are connected to one female each, via the penis to mouth.
To avoid male-to-male eye contact, each male should only look at the female who he is 'connected' to.
Outlined below:
Man=Penis=>Woman<=Dildo=>Woman<=Penis=Man
Two couples, Ryan & Elizabeth, and James & Kelsey, went on a double date. Afterward, they all headed back to Ryan's place for a game of Connect Four.
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When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.
Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.
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