Members only

a gay man. gay because he happens the only like male members. members as in penis'.

Brett is a "members only" type of guy. He doesn't like vagina.

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Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

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Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

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Miscreant Member

A man that lurks in support groups, targeting women that mistakenly believe they are safe to share their feelings/issues openly, only to have the man use that vulnerability to gain their trust so they can further abuse them.

“Turns out he was a miscreant member and not really there to work on himself.”

Facebook Member

A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.

Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.

soggy member

A large soggy penis

John turned and slapped her in the face with his 'Soggy Member'

Club Member

a term used to categorize women of whom you have engaged in sexual relations.

"Flynn had so many CLUB MEMBER'S to contend with he hardly had time to sleep." or "Flynn takes his favorite CLUB MEMBERS on exotic and romantic trips as an award for outstanding performance." or "I can't believe Flynn never contracted any std's from a CLUB MEMBER member, wow, he's one lucky bastard!"

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