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The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
When a person stands still for a moment admiring their own work.
A person standing still for a brief period of time admiring the work they've done instead of getting away from the potentially hazardous situation they're facing. The term usually applies to emergency responders.
That guy wouldn't have gotten hurt if he wasn't standing there doind his picasso pause when the building collapsed; Or the burning propane cylinder; or oncoming train; etc.
The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.
Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.
Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
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Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause
when a person you are on facetime with (usually a female) goes on pause instead of staying on facetime aka the main reason you called her
me: omg alli get off pause time
her: oh my god
The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.
(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)
Jordan: That's a hilarious face.
Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.
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Pandora.com stops the party every once in a while when you don't give it attention while listening.
Pandora wanted me to rate songs but I was too busy dancing so when the Pandora Pause came on I spilled my milkshake all over Sandy.
I was getting busy with Cindy and all of the sudden the Pandora Pause came out of nowhere and wrecked my mojo.
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1.A brief moment of silence to ponder(think about) the sexual content of something that was said.
Note:'Pause!' is sometimes said after a possible sexual innuendo. It can be said by the person who issued the statement or by someone who heard it.
(The statement itself did not have to be meant in a sexual manner.)
2.When after reading something(i.e. a sign)a pause is need to think about the sexual content of what was read.
3. Can be used to replace no homo.
1."Gosh Shawn you always give me the best tasting juice." -pause moment
"So son dat nigga Tye I was feelin' him last night." -pause moment
"Why is it so hard to get you to come here." -pause moment
2.Sign says "Parking in Rear."
Sign says "Always a Happy Ending."
3."Your ass is mine." -pause moment
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