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Patty Mcks
“Dude I got so fucked up last night but I was pulling hella birdies eh cousin? I felt like a sender on a bender going bat mexico. I saw patty mcks slamming nattys and pulling birds”
Early morning fishing with the boys, Sender stands for shiners, and bender for bobbers. This combination makes Shiners and Bobbers, AKA Sender Bender.
Aye Brandon you wanna go for a sender bender Saturday Morning?
When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but sends anyways.
Brad: Yo dude I'm a bender sender! My dick was bendy as fuck but I still sent it bro.
Bill: Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.
Brad: Yea dude sender bender sender.
Bill: Shut the fuck up.
When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but he sends anyways.
Yo dude I'm bender sender, my dick was floppy as fuck but I still got it in.
Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.
When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.
Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!
When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.