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a penis with Erectile dysfunction
Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.
A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.
Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.
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when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
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Another word for pajamas, but mostly used when referring to pajama bottoms. Sleepy pants are often worn to bed and for spending lazy days around the house.
I can't wait to get home from work and change into my sleepy pants.
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Look at your gas prices guys!
You voted for em!
He Divided the country, Lawlessness in the streets and even Left American Citizens Over in Afgan! And sadly MORE people have died under Bidens regime then Under Trumps Presidency.
jackass 1: Man! these gas prices are shit!
Actual Person: Well maybe you shouldn't have voted for sleepy joe you dumbass!
jackass 2: WOW You're so racist I can't believe you're raising your voice you White supremist piece of shit!
Actual Person: Okay Buddy...
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The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.
Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!
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