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What HopCat gets in most of his games
"I'm getting turbo wrecked right now" -HopCat on Wednesday, April 29th, 2020
An instrument that allows transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.
The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
1: "Hey bro, check out that turbo encabulator"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"
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Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!
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The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.
"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"
Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut
guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.
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A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process
We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.
The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.
"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"