nob jockey

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse

Paul you nob jockey!

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Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

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Nob-end

A derogatory term for an individual, like Nob but more insulting.

Peter is such a nob-end.

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nob end

Theoretically..

The tip of a males genetalia.

Can also mean:

Dumb, Idiot All sort's

E.g: I spent $100.00 on this bottle of beer.. "You Nob end"

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Nob ed

how the english say "knob head".

Liam: I'm in to it, me.
Noel: No your not, you Nob ed

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Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob

1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"

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ful nob

Pronounced "fool nob". Slang for someone who is a nob but extra foolish. Spelled "ful" because "fool nob" is a ful nob way to spell it.

Sterling: "Did you hear about what Joel did with that drunk girl last night?"
Nathan: "Yeah man joel is such a ful nob"