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One of the top Design and Engineering and schools in the nation. (Just try to get in.)A school for people who, not only didn't apply, but didn't WANT to go to a school, such as UNC, that breeds drug addicts and alcoholics that will eventually squander all their money on the opium of choice.
Applicant #1: Hey, were you accepted into N.C. State's college of Design?
Leonardo DaVinci: I don't know, I have an interview tomorrow.
Pablo Picasso: I'm on the wait list.
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the sixth and southernmost borough of New York City, so named because of the amount of New Yorkers moving into the city
John: Hey, Frank, did you hear that Matt is selling his house in Brooklyn and is planning to move to Charlotte?
Frank: Yeah, makes sense. Charlotte, North Carolina is basically the sixth borough of the city.
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Extremely wealthy suburb located just outside of Raleigh, NC. Many New-yorkers and people from Florida live in this area. Known for its upper-class living standards. Not all of Cary is rich. It's basically separated by Maynard road. On the right side is Weatherstone, Glenkirck, Preston, Highland Oaks, McGregor, all the rich neighborhoods. On the left side is all the working class and lower class people. Greatest public high school is Green Hope High School. There is no good middle school. Period. Many private schools like Cary Academy ($19 grand a year) and home of Jim Goodnight, one of the richest men on earth. Also the headquarters of SAS Institute.
"HAHA!!! Look at those Apex and Holly Springs losers! And ewww..Fuquay Varina. GROSS."
"Yea. Freaking rednecks. I'm glad we live in Cary, North Carolina! *speed away in Ferrari*
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The School in Raliegh for the best people in the world. They are great at sports and have the Best Football, Basketball, and Baseball teams in the state. They are better than the UNC Crapholes, Dukey, and Wake.
NC State, the best college in America
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Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.
Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.
Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
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When two men are going to town on a womans boobs and they get so carried away that they accidentally headbutt each other.
A North Carolina Headbutt is a good thing.
Guy 1: Dude, me and a buddy were motorboating Courtney so good last night that we did the North Carolina Headbutt.
Guy 2: You motorboated on Courtney?
Guy 1: Who hasn't?
Guy 2: True dat.
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Sanford is the Mexico City of North Carolina. Commonly known as "San-Trap" by the local teenagers, It is the number one Mexican populated city in the southeast. It is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. The only places to hangout are their bitchin over sized Wal-Mart, and San Felipe Mexican Restaurant. The only things you will hear coming from Sanford are crimes and tornadoes. The city has two high schools with shitty football programs. Sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they'll throw that in your face like it's some type of accomplishment. For some reason they have 3 Mcdonalds, because one wasn't enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. If you live in "Dreamland Trailer Park" you're a joke and if you live near Washington Ave. i'm surprised you're not dead. Overall it's a shitty place to live unless you can rely on Wal-Mart for everything.
Guy 1 - lets go to Sanford, North Carolina.
Guy 2 - Im not really in the mood for mexican food tonight
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