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My Main Man Derek

legit my main man derek

yo, it's my main man Derek!

by Xocrone May 12, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck on my big fat man titties

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAAH RAAAAAH

Boa Hancock: "Why can't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"
Luffy: "SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAH RAAAHHHH"
Chopper: "ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!!"

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAH RAAAAH!

by HEYITSMEGOKU! September 15, 2022


SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES

RAAAHHHH RAHHHHHH

Boa Hancock: "Why don't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"

Luffy: " SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH"

by LUFFYFRUITLOVER6969 September 15, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021


my man what the fu-

the time where you aren`t in a situation and feel like my man what the fu-

you see a guy fall out of nowhere you say my man what the fu-

by redditor_idiot February 28, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022


My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.

"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."

by mitsukiluver June 28, 2021