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Being completely wasted.
Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.
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To get a boner when excited by fat girls
"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"
"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"
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To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.
Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise
Dude 2: so he’s stonked?
Dude 1: that’s not a real word
Dude 2: ...
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(noun)
Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.
"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"
A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.
Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!
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An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.
Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.
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