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when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
Withhold information from media for reasons of state security (mainly British)
The press aren't a problem, a D-notice is in effect.
A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
A comprehensive state of suspension, with the world in the grip of coronavirus.
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE
When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice