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Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications

I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies

by epic cunt September 6, 2016


turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 5, 2022


block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.

Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough

by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021


block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.

Person 1: These chicks keep sending me block notifications man.
Person 2: Damn that's rough

by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021